Friday, 1 May 2015

காதலர்களும், அவர்கள் நண்பர்களும்

Raja n rani are lovers... Ramu is their frnd...

One day the lovers fight... They fight fight n fight late into the night...

The friends phone "rings" and he is woken up...

Rani - I don't want him.. He ruined my life.

Ramu - (shopping கூட்டிட்டு போறேன்னு சொல்லிட்டு இவன் cricket பார்த்திருப்பானோ?) Oh, why so serious?

Raja - I have had enough of her. She is forcing me without giving a choice.

Ramu - (cricket பாக்காத நான் serial பாக்கனும்னு சொல்லியிருப்பாளோ?) Machi cool da...

Rani - because of him I lost everything.. But he is not ready to do what I ask him to do...

Ramu - sis if u really love him, speak with him.. Let him know why u r asking him this. Ask his point of view n come to a understanding (என்ன விட்டுடுங்க... வலிக்குது)

Raja - she doesn't have empathy da.. If this is the case let us part...

Ramu - dude, speak with her da... Try to be patient with her... Try to understand her side n then u both take a decision (நான் தூங்கனும்... I am பாவம்)

Rani - blah blah blah.. I dont want him.. But u don't force him..

Ramu - (மறுபடியும் மொதல்ல இருந்தா?) I'll speak with him n understand his views. U don't take any decision...

Raja - machi I want to forget her... Let us have a party this weekend...

Ramu - (இப்ப சொன்னியே இது பேச்சு!!!இத I like பண்றேன்) sure machi... This Saturday evening let us meet in the bar!!!

Rani - I'm going to go on a tour this weekend... I want to forget him... I'll buy u some sweets my dear brother...

Ramu - (கன்னா லட்டு திங்க ஆசையா) sure sweetheart... I wish u happiness... Enjoy your outing (இப்பவாச்சும் அவன மறந்து தொலை... அவனும் இல்லாம நான் தனியா சுத்திட்டு இருக்கேன்)

And the Saturday came... Ramu tried to call raja manytimes but got msg from raja "in meeting, will call later"...then he sent a msg to him saying that he will wait in the so n so bar and asked him come there... Ramu also tried to call rani, but it was switched off (அப்பாடா தப்பிச்சேன்)

while ramu was looking into the menu card of the bar, raja called him to say, "மச்சி... நான் coorg la இருக்கேன்... நீ சொன்ன மாதிரியே பிரச்சினைய பேசித் தீர்க்கலாம்னு இங்க வந்தோம்... Thanks da machi..."

Rani shouts at raja and ramu hears it on phone, "நீ என் கூட பேச வந்தியா? இல்ல அவன்கூட பேச வந்தியா? இன்னொருவாட்டி அவன்கூட பேசுன, உன்ன தொலைச்சிடுவேன்"

raja to ramu "hey its wrong number dude..." And cuts the call...

Ramu - (துரோகி... wrong number இல்லடா... wrong நண்பன்... ) calls the bar tender n says "மச்சி இன்னொரு quarter சொல்லு"...

Dedicated to all friends of lovers...

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